This should've been a poll.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 19, 2021 4:37 AM |
His coloring is really weird.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 19, 2021 4:40 AM |
The actor's name is David Hoffman.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | February 19, 2021 4:43 AM |
No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 19, 2021 4:43 AM |
I like the guy who dressed up like a cellphone
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 19, 2021 1:03 PM |
R7 Me, too. He's a cut nerd.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 19, 2021 1:46 PM |
R8 ^ Sorry. "Cute" nerd. He may be cut. I don't know.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 19, 2021 1:46 PM |
I just want the bad-actor actor back.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 19, 2021 1:56 PM |
His legs look great in the volleyball commercials
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 19, 2021 1:59 PM |
R$ - I think he looks better in the commercial.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | February 19, 2021 2:33 PM |
ONLY if the mustache were real.
Then, HELL YES.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 19, 2021 2:35 PM |
For $80 the emu could watch!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 19, 2021 2:55 PM |
I was about to start a thread. I'm glad there are other admirers. He has the most beautiful legs. 😍
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | March 1, 2021 1:54 AM |
Absolutely. Especially wearing the daisy dukes at beach volleyball.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 1, 2021 2:20 AM |
David Hoffman shirtless and mildly homoerotic
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | March 1, 2021 2:27 AM |
i hate all insurance commercials, constantly deflecting thru idiocy from their true products which are a giant ripoff, but necessary
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 1, 2021 2:42 AM |
I'll take thick-thighed Doug & LiMu Emu over those retarded Flo/Progressive commercials any day.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 1, 2021 2:53 AM |
I have no idea why those shitty 70's pornstaches hit all my horny buttons, but they do.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 1, 2021 2:55 AM |
R20 The insurance industry is built on fear.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 1, 2021 2:55 AM |
On one of those commercials you can see that he has a nice big ass.
How lucky can this guy be? Yes, the commercials are irritating but the character he plays is known by everyone. He works constantly and must make a shit-load of money. Without landing this gig he'd probably be just another hardly working actor.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 1, 2021 4:08 AM |
Definitely. He's cute and cheesy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 1, 2021 4:33 AM |
My insurance agent tells me the emu is all CG. And, yeah, David has great legs.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 1, 2021 5:13 AM |
He was my improv teacher at the Groundlings a couple years ago. Really sexy and funny, but kinda strange and dead behind the eyes at the same time. The type to look through you when talking to him. But very funny and quick. No bulge to speak of but very nice ass. And tan furry legs. That’s all I got :)
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 1, 2021 5:39 AM |
Friend of mine had one of those continuing national commercial gigs for years. She never has to work again, although she wants to. She keeps getting decent pilots but none of them has been picked up.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 2, 2021 3:24 AM |
Meh. The emu is more my type.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 2, 2021 3:32 AM |
He is S-O-O-O cute! I'd marry him. And he's One Degree from David "Are you going to cum?" Boreanaz.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | March 2, 2021 4:07 AM |
Depends, is The Emu gonna watch?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 2, 2021 4:19 AM |
This one with "Tex" is better!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | January 15, 2022 10:45 PM |
I have a huge crush on him.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 15, 2022 11:05 PM |
I'm partial to Dustin Ingram. And I love the dog.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | January 15, 2022 11:23 PM |
For the foot fetishists. This was from a Doritos commercial he did before getting the Liberty gig.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | January 15, 2022 11:26 PM |
I’m saving my flower for Jake from State Farm.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | January 15, 2022 11:37 PM |
[quote]For $80 the emu could watch!
For another $100, he can join in.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 16, 2022 12:21 AM |
I like that actor from oz who is in the insurance commercial. He can take me anyday
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 16, 2022 12:49 AM |
I think Aaron Rodgers has dibs on him, r42. They have definitely fucked (in my mind).
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 16, 2022 2:12 AM |
Doug is sexy with a big chest.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 16, 2022 2:18 AM |
I'm sorry, but I don't find his face sexually enticing.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 16, 2022 2:19 AM |
This was the Liberty Mutual guy I was mega hot for. That manspreading mofo got my gonads in an uproar every time I saw him. I think his exposed basket was so provocative people must have complained because they eventually started putting a text bar across the screen in his commercials that completely covered his manly bulge.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | January 16, 2022 2:24 AM |
I take it back. He looks delicious at R18. Doesn't even look like the same guy at R4.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 16, 2022 2:29 AM |
I never thought much of him during those commercials,but seeing him in other photos hes really quite cute !
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 16, 2022 2:33 AM |
I always found that Doug from the commercial sort of hot, in a trashy sort of way but in real life that David Hoffman, hard pass.
Now the Liberty Mutual mechanical bull rider Steve Talley I would definitely do.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | January 16, 2022 2:46 AM |
Doug is ok, but as this thread demonstrates there are a lot of better insurance hype man options! That would include Mayhem from Allstate (AKA Detective Brian Cassidy from SVU)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 52 | January 16, 2022 8:40 AM |
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