Would you fuck Doug from the Liberty Mutual commercials?

May 2024 · 5 minute read

This should've been a poll.

by Anonymousreply 1February 19, 2021 4:37 AM

His coloring is really weird.

by Anonymousreply 2February 19, 2021 4:40 AM

The actor's name is David Hoffman.

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by Anonymousreply 4February 19, 2021 4:43 AM

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2021 4:43 AM

I like the guy who dressed up like a cellphone

by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2021 1:03 PM

R7 Me, too. He's a cut nerd.

by Anonymousreply 8February 19, 2021 1:46 PM

R8 ^ Sorry. "Cute" nerd. He may be cut. I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 9February 19, 2021 1:46 PM

I just want the bad-actor actor back.

by Anonymousreply 10February 19, 2021 1:56 PM

His legs look great in the volleyball commercials

by Anonymousreply 11February 19, 2021 1:59 PM

R$ - I think he looks better in the commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 19, 2021 2:33 PM

ONLY if the mustache were real.

Then, HELL YES.

by Anonymousreply 13February 19, 2021 2:35 PM

For $80 the emu could watch!

by Anonymousreply 14February 19, 2021 2:55 PM

I was about to start a thread. I'm glad there are other admirers. He has the most beautiful legs. 😍

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by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2021 1:54 AM

Absolutely. Especially wearing the daisy dukes at beach volleyball.

by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2021 2:20 AM

David Hoffman shirtless and mildly homoerotic

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by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2021 2:27 AM

i hate all insurance commercials, constantly deflecting thru idiocy from their true products which are a giant ripoff, but necessary

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2021 2:42 AM

I'll take thick-thighed Doug & LiMu Emu over those retarded Flo/Progressive commercials any day.

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2021 2:53 AM

I have no idea why those shitty 70's pornstaches hit all my horny buttons, but they do.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2021 2:55 AM

R20 The insurance industry is built on fear.

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2021 2:55 AM

On one of those commercials you can see that he has a nice big ass.

How lucky can this guy be? Yes, the commercials are irritating but the character he plays is known by everyone. He works constantly and must make a shit-load of money. Without landing this gig he'd probably be just another hardly working actor.

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2021 4:08 AM

Definitely. He's cute and cheesy.

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2021 4:33 AM

My insurance agent tells me the emu is all CG. And, yeah, David has great legs.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2021 5:13 AM

He was my improv teacher at the Groundlings a couple years ago. Really sexy and funny, but kinda strange and dead behind the eyes at the same time. The type to look through you when talking to him. But very funny and quick. No bulge to speak of but very nice ass. And tan furry legs. That’s all I got :)

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2021 5:39 AM

Friend of mine had one of those continuing national commercial gigs for years. She never has to work again, although she wants to. She keeps getting decent pilots but none of them has been picked up.

by Anonymousreply 30March 2, 2021 3:24 AM

Meh. The emu is more my type.

by Anonymousreply 32March 2, 2021 3:32 AM

He is S-O-O-O cute! I'd marry him. And he's One Degree from David "Are you going to cum?" Boreanaz.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 2, 2021 4:07 AM

Depends, is The Emu gonna watch?

by Anonymousreply 35March 2, 2021 4:19 AM

This one with "Tex" is better!

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by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2022 10:45 PM

I have a huge crush on him.

by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2022 11:05 PM

I'm partial to Dustin Ingram. And I love the dog.

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by Anonymousreply 40January 15, 2022 11:23 PM

For the foot fetishists. This was from a Doritos commercial he did before getting the Liberty gig.

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by Anonymousreply 41January 15, 2022 11:26 PM

I’m saving my flower for Jake from State Farm.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 15, 2022 11:37 PM

[quote]For $80 the emu could watch!

For another $100, he can join in.

by Anonymousreply 43January 16, 2022 12:21 AM

I like that actor from oz who is in the insurance commercial. He can take me anyday

by Anonymousreply 44January 16, 2022 12:49 AM

I think Aaron Rodgers has dibs on him, r42. They have definitely fucked (in my mind).

by Anonymousreply 45January 16, 2022 2:12 AM

Doug is sexy with a big chest.

by Anonymousreply 46January 16, 2022 2:18 AM

I'm sorry, but I don't find his face sexually enticing.

by Anonymousreply 47January 16, 2022 2:19 AM

This was the Liberty Mutual guy I was mega hot for. That manspreading mofo got my gonads in an uproar every time I saw him. I think his exposed basket was so provocative people must have complained because they eventually started putting a text bar across the screen in his commercials that completely covered his manly bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 48January 16, 2022 2:24 AM

I take it back. He looks delicious at R18. Doesn't even look like the same guy at R4.

by Anonymousreply 49January 16, 2022 2:29 AM

I never thought much of him during those commercials,but seeing him in other photos hes really quite cute !

by Anonymousreply 50January 16, 2022 2:33 AM

I always found that Doug from the commercial sort of hot, in a trashy sort of way but in real life that David Hoffman, hard pass.

Now the Liberty Mutual mechanical bull rider Steve Talley I would definitely do.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 16, 2022 2:46 AM

Doug is ok, but as this thread demonstrates there are a lot of better insurance hype man options! That would include Mayhem from Allstate (AKA Detective Brian Cassidy from SVU)

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by Anonymousreply 52January 16, 2022 8:40 AM

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